Hell In A Bucket

Well I was drinking last night with a biker
And I showed him a picture of you
I said "pal, get to know her, you'll like her"
Seemed like the least I could do

'Cause when he's charging his chopper
Up and down your carpeted halls
You will think me by contrast quite proper
Never mind how I stumble and fall
Never mind how I stumble and fall

Chorus
You imagine sipping champagne from your boot
For a taste of your elegant pride
I may be going to hell in a bucket
But at least I'm enjoying the ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride
Yeah at least I'm enjoying the ride

Ah miss sweetie little soft-core pretender
Somehow baby got hard as it gets
With her black leather chrome spiked suspenders
And her chair and her whip and her pets

Well we know you're the reincarnation
Of the ravenous Catherine the Great
And we know how you love your ovations
And the Z-rated scenes you create
And the Z-rated scenes you create

[chorus]

You analyze me, attempt to despise me
And you laugh when I stumble and fall
There may come a day I will dance on your grave
If unable to dance I will crawl across it
Unable to dance I will crawl
Yeah, unable to dance I'll crawl

You must really consider the circus
'Cause it just might be your kind of zoo
I can't think of a place that's more perfect
For a person as perfect as you

And it's not like I'm leaving you lonely
'Cause I wouldn't know where to begin
But I know that you'll think of me only
When the snakes come marching in
When the snakes come marching in

[chorus]

Ride, ride, ride, ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride
Ride, ride, ride, ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride
Ride, ride, ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride

5/13/83     Greek Theatre, Berkeley, California
5/15/83     Greek Theatre, Berkeley, California
6/18/83     Saratoga Performing Arts Center, Saratoga Springs, New York
6/20/83     Merriweather Post Pavilion, Columbia, Maryland
6/22/83     City Island, Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
6/24/83     Dane County Coliseum, Madison, Wisconsin
6/27/83     Poplar Creek Music Theatre, Hoffman Estates, Illinois
7/31/83     Ventura County Fairgrounds, Ventura, California
8/29/83     Hult Center For The Performing Arts, Eugene, Oregon
8/31/83     Hult Center For The Performing Arts, Eugene, Oregon
9/4/83      Park West, Park City, Utah
9/6/83      Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, Colorado
9/8/83      Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, Colorado
9/11/83     The Downs At Santa Fe, Santa Fe, New Mexico
9/18/83     Nevada County Fairgrounds, Grass Valley, California
9/24/83     Santa Cruz County Fairgrounds, Watsonville, California
10/8/83     Richmond Coliseum, Richmond, Virginia
10/11/83    Madison Square Garden, New York, New York
10/14/83    Hartford Civic Center, Hartford, Connecticut
10/17/83    Olympic Center, Lake Placid, New York
10/20/83    The Centrum, Worcester, Massachusetts
10/22/83    Carrier Dome, Syracuse, New York
10/30/83    Marin Veterans' Memorial Auditorium, San Rafael, California
12/27/83    San Francisco Civic Auditorium, San Francisco, California
12/31/83    San Francisco Civic Auditorium, San Francisco, California
3/28/84     Marin Veterans' Memorial Auditorium, San Rafael, California
3/31/84     Marin Veterans' Memorial Auditorium, San Rafael, California
4/6/84      Aladdin Theatre, Las Vegas, Nevada
4/13/84     Hampton Coliseum, Hampton, Virginia
4/16/84     Rochester Community War Memorial, Rochester, New York
4/19/84     Philadelphia Civic Center, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
4/23/84     New Haven Coliseum, New Haven, Connecticut
4/26/84     Providence Civic Center, Providence, Rhode Island
4/29/84     Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, New York
5/6/84      Hult Center For The Performing Arts, Eugene, Oregon
6/9/84      Cal Expo Amphitheatre, Sacramento, California
6/13/84     Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, Colorado
6/21/84     Kingswood Music Theatre, Maple, Canada
6/24/84     Saratoga Performing Arts Center, Saratoga Springs, New York
6/29/84     Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
7/1/84      Pine Knob Music Theatre, Clarkston, Michigan
7/4/84      Five Seasons Center, Cedar Rapids, Iowa
7/7/84      Alpine Valley Music Theatre, East Troy, Wisconsin
7/13/84     Greek Theatre, Berkeley, California
7/15/84     Greek Theatre, Berkeley, California
7/22/84     Ventura County Fairgrounds, Ventura, California
10/6/84     Richmond Coliseum, Richmond, Virginia
10/11/84    Augusta Civic Center, Augusta, Maine
10/15/84    Hartford Civic Center, Hartford, Connecticut
10/18/84    Meadowlands Arena, East Rutherford, New Jersey
10/27/84    Berkeley Community Theatre, Berkeley, California
12/31/84    San Francisco Civic Auditorium, San Francisco, California
2/19/85     Henry J. Kaiser Convention Center, Oakland, California
3/10/85     Berkeley Community Theatre, Berkeley, California
3/22/85     Hampton Coliseum, Hampton, Virginia
3/27/85     Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, New York
4/3/85      Providence Civic Center, Providence, Rhode Island
4/8/85      The Spectrum, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
4/14/85     Irvine Meadows Amphitheatre, Irvine, California
4/28/85     Frost Amphitheatre, Stanford, California
6/14/85     Greek Theatre, Berkeley, California
6/22/85     Alpine Valley Music Theatre, East Troy, Wisconsin
6/27/85     Saratoga Performing Arts Center, Saratoga Springs, New York
7/14/85     Ventura County Fairgrounds, Ventura, California
8/24/85     Boreal Ridge Ski Resort, Soda Springs, California
9/2/85      Zoo Amphitheatre, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
9/6/85      Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, Colorado
9/11/85     Henry J. Kaiser Convention Center, Oakland, California
10/29/85    Fox Theatre, Atlanta, Georgia
11/5/85     The Centrum, Worcester, Massachusetts
11/10/85    Meadowlands Arena, East Rutherford, New Jersey
11/16/85    Long Beach Arena, Long Beach, California
11/22/85    Henry J. Kaiser Convention Center, Oakland, California
2/12/86     Henry J. Kaiser Convention Center, Oakland, California
3/19/86     Hampton Coliseum, Hampton, Virginia
3/30/86     Providence Civic Center, Providence, Rhode Island
4/12/86     Irvine Meadows Amphitheatre, Irvine, California
5/10/86     Frost Amphitheatre, Stanford, California
6/22/86     Greek Theatre, Berkeley, California
6/28/86     Alpine Valley Music Theatre, East Troy, Wisconsin
7/6/86      RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
12/16/86    Oakland Coliseum Arena, Oakland, California
12/30/86    Henry J. Kaiser Convention Center, Oakland, California
1/29/87     San Francisco Civic Auditorium, San Francisco, California
3/1/87      Henry J. Kaiser Convention Center, Oakland, California
3/22/87     Hampton Coliseum, Hampton, Virginia
3/29/87     The Spectrum, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
4/3/87      The Centrum, Worcester, Massachusetts
4/7/87      Meadowlands Arena, East Rutherford, New Jersey
4/11/87     UIC Pavilion, Chicago, Illinois
4/18/87     Irvine Meadows Amphitheatre, Irvine, California
5/2/87      Frost Amphitheatre, Stanford, California
5/10/87     Laguna Seca Recreation Area, Monterey, California
6/14/87     Ventura County Fairgrounds, Ventura, California
6/20/87     Greek Theatre, Berkeley, California
6/28/87     Alpine Valley Music Theatre, East Troy, Wisconsin
7/2/87      Silver Stadium, Rochester, New York
7/4/87      Sullivan Stadium, Foxboro, Massachusetts
7/8/87      Roanoke Civic Center, Roanoke, Virginia
7/12/87     Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, New Jersey
7/24/87     Oakland Coliseum Stadium, Oakland, California
8/12/87     Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, Colorado
8/18/87     Compton Terrace, Chandler, Arizona
8/22/87     Calaveras County Fairgrounds, Angels Camp, California
9/8/87      Providence Civic Center, Providence, Rhode Island
9/12/87     Capital Centre, Landover, Maryland
9/18/87     Madison Square Garden, New York, New York
9/20/87     Madison Square Garden, New York, New York
9/24/87     The Spectrum, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
10/4/87     Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California
11/6/87     Henry J. Kaiser Convention Center, Oakland, California
11/13/87    Long Beach Arena, Long Beach, California
12/28/87    Oakland Coliseum Arena, Oakland, California
12/31/87    Oakland Coliseum Arena, Oakland, California
2/13/88     Henry J. Kaiser Convention Center, Oakland, California
3/17/88     Henry J. Kaiser Convention Center, Oakland, California
3/26/88     Hampton Coliseum, Hampton, Virginia
3/31/88     Meadowlands Arena, East Rutherford, New Jersey
4/5/88      Hartford Civic Center, Hartford, Connecticut
4/9/88      The Centrum, Worcester, Massachusetts
4/11/88     Joe Louis Arena, Detroit, Michigan
4/15/88     Rosemont Horizon, Rosemont, Illinois
4/23/88     Irvine Meadows Amphitheatre, Irvine, California
5/1/88      Frost Amphitheatre, Stanford, California
6/17/88     Met Center, Bloomington, Minnesota
6/22/88     Alpine Valley Music Theatre, East Troy, Wisconsin
6/28/88     Saratoga Performing Arts Center, Saratoga Springs, New York
7/3/88      Oxford Plains Speedway, Oxford, Maine
7/31/88     Laguna Seca Recreation Area, Monterey, California
8/26/88     Tacoma Dome, Tacoma, Washington
9/2/88      Capital Centre, Landover, Maryland
9/9/88      The Spectrum, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
9/15/88     Madison Square Garden, New York, New York
9/23/88     Madison Square Garden, New York, New York
10/1/88     Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California
10/18/88    Lakefront Arena, New Orleans, Louisiana
12/11/88    Long Beach Arena, Long Beach, California
12/29/88    Oakland Coliseum Arena, Oakland, California
2/6/89      Henry J. Kaiser Convention Center, Oakland, California
2/12/89     Great Western Forum, Inglewood, California
3/31/89     Greensboro Coliseum, Greensboro, North Carolina
4/9/89      Freedom Hall, Louisville, Kentucky
4/16/89     MECCA, Milwaukee, Wisconsin
4/29/89     Irvine Meadows Amphitheatre, Irvine, California
5/27/89     Oakland Coliseum Stadium, Oakland, California
6/21/89     Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California
7/7/89      JFK Stadium, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
7/13/89     RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
7/19/89     Alpine Valley Music Theatre, East Troy, Wisconsin
8/17/89     Greek Theatre, Berkeley, California
10/1/89     Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California
10/12/89    Meadowlands Arena, East Rutherford, New Jersey
10/19/89    The Spectrum, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
10/25/89    Miami Arena, Miami, Florida
12/10/89    Great Western Forum, Inglewood, California
2/26/90     Oakland Coliseum Arena, Oakland, California
3/19/90     Hartford Civic Center, Hartford, Connecticut
3/26/90     Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, New York
4/3/90      The Omni, Atlanta, Georgia
6/15/90     Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California
7/6/90      Cardinal Stadium, Louisville, Kentucky
7/16/90     Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, New York
7/22/90     World Music Theatre, Tinley Park, Illinois
9/8/90      Richfield Coliseum, Richfield, Ohio
9/11/90     The Spectrum, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
9/16/90     Madison Square Garden, New York, New York
10/17/90    Grugahalle, Essen, Germany
10/27/90    Zenith, Paris, France
11/1/90     Wembley Arena, London, England
12/9/90     Compton Terrace, Chandler, Arizona
12/31/90    Oakland Coliseum Arena, Oakland, California
2/20/91     Oakland Coliseum Arena, Oakland, California
3/17/91     Capital Centre, Landover, Maryland
3/27/91     Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, New York
4/9/91      Orlando Arena, Orlando, Florida
5/4/91      Cal Expo Amphitheatre, Sacramento, California
6/12/91     Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, North Carolina
6/22/91     Soldier Field, Chicago, Illinois
8/18/91     Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California
9/12/91     Madison Square Garden, New York, New York
9/21/91     Boston Garden, Boston, Massachusetts
11/3/91     The Polo Fields, San Francisco, California
12/31/91    Oakland Coliseum Arena, Oakland, California
2/23/92     Oakland Coliseum Arena, Oakland, California
3/3/92      The Omni, Atlanta, Georgia
3/20/92     Copps Coliseum, Hamilton, Canada
5/23/92     Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California
6/15/92     Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, New Jersey
6/26/92     Soldier Field, Chicago, Illinois
12/5/92     Compton Terrace, Chandler, Arizona
2/22/93     Oakland Coliseum Arena, Oakland, California
3/18/93     Capital Centre, Landover, Maryland
3/27/93     Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, New York
6/5/93      Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, New Jersey
6/18/93     Soldier Field, Chicago, Illinois
6/23/93     Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, Indiana
8/26/93     Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California
9/13/93     The Spectrum, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
9/21/93     Madison Square Garden, New York, New York
9/29/93     Boston Garden, Boston, Massachusetts
12/10/93    Los Angeles Sports Arena, Los Angeles, California
2/27/94     Oakland Coliseum Arena, Oakland, California
3/24/94     Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, New York
4/8/94      Miami Arena, Miami, Florida
6/13/94     Memorial Stadium, Seattle, Washington
6/26/94     Sam Boyd Silver Bowl, Las Vegas, Nevada
7/17/94     RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
9/29/94     Boston Garden, Boston, Massachusetts
10/9/94     USAir Arena, Landover, Maryland
12/1/94     McNichols Arena, Denver, Colorado
12/16/94    Los Angeles Sports Arena, Los Angeles, California
3/18/95     The Spectrum, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
4/1/95      The Pyramid Arena, Memphis, Tennessee
6/3/95      Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California
6/21/95     Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, New York
6/30/95     Three River Stadium, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania