Man Smart, Woman Smarter

Let us put men and women together
See which one is smarter
Some say men, but I say no
The women got the men like a puppet show

Believe me, it's the people that say
That the men are leading the women astray
But I say that the women today
Are smarter than the men in every way

Chorus
That's right, the women are smarter
That's right, the women are smarter
That's right, the women are smarter
The women are smarter than the men today

Little boy sit on the corner and cry
Big man come and he ask him why
Says I can't do what the big boys do
Man sat down and he cried too

It ain't me, but the people who say
That the men are leading the women astray
But I say that the women today
Are smarter than the men in every way

[chorus]

Ever since the world began
Women been imitating the ways of men
But listen cause I've got a plan
Give it up, just don't try to understand

[chorus]

7/2/81      The Summit, Houston, Texas
7/7/81      Municipal Auditorium, Kansas City, Missouri
7/13/81     McNichols Arena, Denver, Colorado
8/12/81     Salt Palace, Salt Lake City, Utah
8/15/81     Memorial Coliseum, Portland, Oregon
9/11/81     Greek Theatre, Berkeley, California
9/27/81     Capital Centre, Landover, Maryland
10/6/81     Rainbow Theatre, London, England
10/10/81    Stadthalle Bremen, Bremen, West Germany
10/15/81    Melkweg, Amsterdam, Netherlands
2/17/82     Warfield Theatre, San Francisco, California
2/19/82     Golden Hall, San Diego, California
2/21/82     Pauley Pavilion, Los Angeles, California
4/2/82      Cameron Indoor Stadium, Durham, North Carolina
4/5/82      The Spectrum, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
4/9/82      Rochester Community War Memorial, Rochester, New York
4/12/82     Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, New York
4/17/82     Hartford Civic Center, Hartford, Connecticut
4/19/82     Baltimore Civic Center, Baltimore, Maryland
5/22/82     Greek Theatre, Berkeley, California
7/18/82     Ventura County Fairgrounds, Ventura, California
7/28/82     Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, Colorado
8/3/82      Starlight Theatre, Kansas City, Missouri
8/7/82      Alpine Valley Music Theatre, East Troy, Wisconsin
8/28/82     Oregon Country Fairgrounds, Veneta, Oregon
9/5/82      Glen Helen Amphitheater, San Bernardino, California
9/12/82     Lakeland Civic Center, Lakeland, Florida
9/17/82     Cumberland County Civic Center, Portland, Maine
9/20/82     Madison Square Garden, New York, New York
10/17/82    The Downs At Santa Fe, Santa Fe, New Mexico
11/26/82    Bob Marley Memorial Performing Centre, Montego Bay, Jamaica
12/28/82    Oakland Auditorium, Oakland, California
12/31/82    Oakland Auditorium, Oakland, California
3/30/83     Warfield Theatre, San Francisco, California
4/10/83     West Virginia University Coliseum, Morgantown, West Virginia
4/17/83     Brendan Byrne Arena, East Rutherford, New Jersey
4/22/83     New Haven Coliseum, New Haven, Connecticut
4/26/83     The Spectrum, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
6/21/83     Merriweather Post Pavilion, Columbia, Maryland
6/25/83     St. Paul Civic Center, St. Paul, Minnesota
6/28/83     Poplar Creek Music Theatre, Hoffman Estates, Illinois
8/20/83     Frost Amphitheatre, Stanford, California
8/26/83     Memorial Coliseum, Portland, Oregon
9/4/83      Park West, Park City, Utah
9/10/83     The Downs At Santa Fe, Santa Fe, New Mexico
9/24/83     Santa Cruz County Fairgrounds, Watsonville, California
10/9/83     Greensboro Coliseum, Greensboro, North Carolina
10/12/83    Madison Square Garden, New York, New York
10/17/83    Olympic Center, Lake Placid, New York
10/22/83    Carrier Dome, Syracuse, New York
12/30/83    San Francisco Civic Auditorium, San Francisco, California
3/31/84     Marin Veterans' Memorial Auditorium, San Rafael, California
4/17/84     Niagra Falls Convention Center, Niagra Falls, New York
4/24/84     New Haven Coliseum, New Haven, Connecticut
4/27/84     Providence Civic Center, Providence, Rhode Island
5/8/84      Hult Center For The Performing Arts, Eugene, Oregon
6/13/84     Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, Colorado
6/26/84     Merriweather Post Pavilion, Columbia, Maryland
6/29/84     Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
7/6/84      Alpine Valley Music Theatre, East Troy, Wisconsin
7/13/84     Greek Theatre, Berkeley, California
7/22/84     Ventura County Fairgrounds, Ventura, California
10/11/84    Augusta Civic Center, Augusta, Maine
10/17/84    Meadowlands Arena, East Rutherford, New Jersey
10/27/84    Berkeley Community Theatre, Berkeley, California
12/31/84    San Francisco Civic Auditorium, San Francisco, California
2/19/85     Henry J. Kaiser Convention Center, Oakland, California
3/13/85     Berkeley Community Theatre, Berkeley, California
3/24/85     Springfield Civic Center, Springfield, Massachusetts
3/29/85     Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, New York
4/3/85      Providence Civic Center, Providence, Rhode Island
4/7/85      The Spectrum, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
4/14/85     Irvine Meadows Amphitheatre, Irvine, California
4/27/85     Frost Amphitheatre, Stanford, California
6/21/85     Alpine Valley Music Theatre, East Troy, Wisconsin
6/27/85     Saratoga Performing Arts Center, Saratoga Springs, New York
7/2/85      Pittsburgh Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
7/13/85     Ventura County Fairgrounds, Ventura, California
9/2/85      Zoo Amphitheatre, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
9/11/85     Henry J. Kaiser Convention Center, Oakland, California
10/26/85    USF Sun Dome, Tampa, Florida
10/28/85    Fox Theatre, Atlanta, Georgia
11/5/85     The Centrum, Worcester, Massachusetts
12/31/85    Oakland Coliseum Arena, Oakland, California
2/9/86      Henry J. Kaiser Convention Center, Oakland, California
3/24/86     The Spectrum, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
3/30/86     Providence Civic Center, Providence, Rhode Island
4/18/86     Berkeley Community Theatre, Berkeley, California
5/3/86      Cal Expo Amphitheatre, Sacramento, California
6/22/86     Greek Theatre, Berkeley, California
6/30/86     Riverbend Music Center, Cincinnati, Ohio
12/17/86    Oakland Coliseum Arena, Oakland, California
12/30/86    Henry J. Kaiser Convention Center, Oakland, California
1/30/87     San Francisco Civic Auditorium, San Francisco, California
3/2/87      Henry J. Kaiser Convention Center, Oakland, California
3/23/87     Hampton Coliseum, Hampton, Virginia
3/29/87     The Spectrum, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
4/3/87      The Centrum, Worcester, Massachusetts
4/7/87      Meadowlands Arena, East Rutherford, New Jersey
4/11/87     UIC Pavilion, Chicago, Illinois
4/19/87     Irvine Meadows Amphitheatre, Irvine, California
5/10/87     Laguna Seca Recreation Area, Monterey, California
6/12/87     Ventura County Fairgrounds, Ventura, California
6/21/87     Greek Theatre, Berkeley, California
6/28/87     Alpine Valley Music Theatre, East Troy, Wisconsin
7/6/87      Pittsburgh Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
8/12/87     Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, Colorado
8/20/87     Park West, Park City, Utah
9/12/87     Capital Centre, Landover, Maryland
9/18/87     Madison Square Garden, New York, New York
10/2/87     Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California
11/13/87    Long Beach Arena, Long Beach, California
12/28/87    Oakland Coliseum Arena, Oakland, California
12/31/87    Oakland Coliseum Arena, Oakland, California
2/17/88     Henry J. Kaiser Convention Center, Oakland, California
3/18/88     Henry J. Kaiser Convention Center, Oakland, California
3/28/88     Hampton Coliseum, Hampton, Virginia
4/3/88      Hartford Civic Center, Hartford, Connecticut
4/11/88     Joe Louis Arena, Detroit, Michigan
4/30/88     Frost Amphitheatre, Stanford, California
6/23/88     Alpine Valley Music Theatre, East Troy, Wisconsin
7/15/88     Greek Theatre, Berkeley, California
7/31/88     Laguna Seca Recreation Area, Monterey, California
9/3/88      Capital Centre, Landover, Maryland
9/12/88     The Spectrum, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
9/18/88     Madison Square Garden, New York, New York
9/24/88     Madison Square Garden, New York, New York
10/21/88    Reunion Arena, Dallas, Texas
12/11/88    Long Beach Arena, Long Beach, California
12/31/88    Oakland Coliseum Arena, Oakland, California
2/5/89      Henry J. Kaiser Convention Center, Oakland, California
2/11/89     Great Western Forum, Inglewood, California
4/2/89      Pittsburgh Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
4/5/89      Crisler Arena, Ann Arbor, Michigan
4/9/89      Freedom Hall, Louisville, Kentucky
5/7/89      Frost Amphitheatre, Stanford, California
7/4/89      Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, New York
7/12/89     RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
7/18/89     Alpine Valley Music Theatre, East Troy, Wisconsin
8/6/89      Cal Expo Amphitheatre, Sacramento, California
8/17/89     Greek Theatre, Berkeley, California
10/1/89     Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California
10/14/89    Meadowlands Arena, East Rutherford, New Jersey
10/18/89    The Spectrum, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
12/10/89    Great Western Forum, Inglewood, California
12/31/89    Oakland Coliseum Arena, Oakland, California
2/27/90     Oakland Coliseum Arena, Oakland, California
3/16/90     Capital Centre, Landover, Maryland
3/26/90     Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, New York
4/1/90      The Omni, Atlanta, Georgia
6/15/90     Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California
6/24/90     Autzen Stadium, Eugene, Oregon
7/6/90      Cardinal Stadium, Louisville, Kentucky
7/16/90     Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, New York
7/23/90     World Music Theatre, Tinley Park, Illinois
9/10/90     The Spectrum, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
9/20/90     Madison Square Garden, New York, New York
12/14/90    McNichols Arena, Denver, Colorado
3/17/91     Capital Centre, Landover, Maryland
3/28/91     Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, New York
4/8/91      Orlando Arena, Orlando, Florida
5/5/91      Cal Expo Amphitheatre, Sacramento, California
6/12/91     Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, North Carolina
6/19/91     Pine Knob Music Theatre, Clarkston, Michigan
8/17/91     Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California
9/5/91      Richfield Coliseum, Richfield, Ohio
9/24/91     Boston Garden, Boston, Massachusetts
12/28/91    Oakland Coliseum Arena, Oakland, California
3/2/92      The Omni, Atlanta, Georgia
3/13/92     Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, New York
3/20/92     Copps Coliseum, Hamilton, Canada
5/23/92     Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California
5/31/92     Sam Boyd Silver Bowl, Las Vegas, Nevada
6/18/92     Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, North Carolina
12/12/92    Oakland Coliseum Arena, Oakland, California
1/26/93     Oakland Coliseum Arena, Oakland, California
3/16/93     Capital Centre, Landover, Maryland
3/25/93     Dean Smith Centre, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
4/2/93      Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, New York
5/22/93     Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California
6/9/93      The Palace Of Auburn Hills, Auburn Hills, Michigan
6/21/93     Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, Indiana
9/17/93     Madison Square Garden, New York, New York
9/24/93     Boston Garden, Boston, Massachusetts
12/13/93    San Diego Sports Arena, San Diego, California
3/23/94     Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, New York
4/6/94      Miami Arena, Miami, Florida
6/18/94     Autzen Stadium, Eugene, Oregon
7/1/94      Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California
7/21/94     Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, Indiana
9/27/94     Boston Garden, Boston, Massachusetts
10/11/94    USAir Arena, Landover, Maryland
10/17/94    Madison Square Garden, New York, New York
12/19/94    Los Angeles Sports Arena, Los Angeles, California
3/24/95     Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, North Carolina
5/20/95     Sam Boyd Silver Bowl, Las Vegas, Nevada
6/21/95     Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, New York